My child, listen not to him.

Why do you always have to butt in on everything I do? I'm just trying to have a little fun, and here you come with your 'commandments' crap again! Man, such a pain in my ass. Everyone knows that it is way more fun to be on the Dark Lord's side. I mean, just look at this. Now doesn't that look like a good time?

Beelzebub