a devout Atheist should at least be able to enjoy a holiday of their own.

Holiday, Hell! (or is using that invective wrong?)
I'd rather have tax-exempt status. If the Scientologists can get it, surely we followers of the Almighty Empeg must be able to cook up something worthy enough to pass IRS scrutiny.

Follow me brethren, as we kneel before the pulsing LED.....
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-- Terry K -- 30Gb Smoke / Toyota 4x4 30Gb Amber / Bounder RV Pants first, then shoes