Hmmm. So before I move I need to get a witnessed notarized statement or something about everything I have working.

In essence, yes. The next time I move, even if it's across town, I plan to be much more careful about the fine print and get some sort of foreman to personally observe and sign off on everything that plugs into the wall. And, I'll get it on videotape.

"Okay, now let's have a look at my clock radio."