You're right, I can't believe my oversight in neglecting to point out that both candidates/parties are simultaneously pro-life and pro-death! Woo-hoo! Go fetuses and felons! But I guess that's not so different from "War: it's good only when I say so, dammit!"

So it's come down to "cherry-picking" from the Bill of Rights, has it? (Hey, at least Bush likes the 2nd amendment, doesn't he?) 3 of 10 is the best we can reasonably hope for nowadays?
/game-show buzzer
Not quite good enough for me.