I'm SO tempted to reply like this. hehe

Phluccccch! (man, how do I get this piece of Jarlsberg out of my sinus?)

Brad, no fair posting (I'M NOT WORTHY!) Onion links while I'm innocently eating crackers and cheese. I was behind on my (I'M NOT WORTHY!) Onion. I also really like the "Missile Command" (looks like Missile Command, anyway) graphic on that issue's front page.

There was a certain element of self-mockery about that "In 10 or 15 years, we will look back fondly on the days when there were only a few thousand Middle Easterners dedicated to destroying the U.S." that made me wonder where they were going until I hit <PgDn>.

I also really liked "Sheryl Crow Unsuccessful; War On Iraq Begins"